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Offended By Everything Demo Album

by Mattatron Michaels

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I’m Offended - Mattatron Michaels I’m offended When you say that line I’m offended What you say that rhyme I’m Offended When I don’t agree. I’m offended by you cause you offend me I’m offended When you sing that song I’m offended Almost all day long I’m offended Not from what you say but cause I need to heal myself in a spiritual way Verse 3 I'm offended! Cause I hate the president But you like the president so that makes me non content I get offended.. by your political views and I Hate you all because of those views you choose I'm offended. Cause I want to control you And everything you do cause I don't agree with you And when you look at me and you calmly speak your mind I shut you right down and don't give you the time. I'm offended ..when I hear the n word From a white guy ..I think that's absurd But when a man of my color decides to say it I'm no longer offended because I'm a hypocrite If you make an honest comment that I can twist I'll call you homphobic, racist or sexist Im pissed! At what you said And instead of looking in myself, I'll lash out instead CHORUS PRELUDE 3 I’m always blaming others for how I feel But I won’t look in the mirror at who I need to heal CHORUS 3 I’m offended When you say that line I’m offended What you say that rhyme I’m Offended When I don’t agree. I’m offended by you cause you offend me. I’m offended When you sing that song I’m offended Almost all day long I’m offended Not from what you say but cause I need to look inside myself and heal that way BREAK If we're triggered by others, a trauma or belief within us needs to heal. Taking full responsibility for our actions is the ONLY way to Raise our vibration and ascend to 5D heaven on Earth. Last verse here we go. Ending Verse Stop playing victim. Let’s empower ourselves We are the only ones who can fix ourselves If we’re triggered by words. We must heal within Not go off and blame others for where we’ve been We’re all in this together though we have different views And we all have the right to choose what we do So as long as our acts.. don’t hurt each other We can be diverse but still-be sisters and brothers
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Space Force 04:28
“Space Force” - Mattatron Michaels President: We're going to have the air Force and we're going to have the space force. We’re the 6th branch of the military Space force. We’re not ordinary In fact we’re kind of contrary But we’re gonna show the world we’re the legendary Chorus Space Force We’re gonna watch some satellites And pretend there’s no aliens in sight! Space Force We’re Gonna fly so high, it will be hard to see us with the naked eye. Space force This is my workplace.. We’re going to deep space Serve the human race Verse 2: We’re the space force. We’re not stationary And no we won’t just stay planetary. We’re gonna show the world just what we can do. To infinity and beyond with my crew on the Chorus Space Force We’re gonna build a lot of ships, gonna ride up close just to see the solar eclipse. Space Force We’re gonna go to the moon and see the dark side so nothing there can hide Space force Yeah i got a hot date On the planet crait Save humanities fate Verse 3: Going far out in space, it’s what we do Gonna find Darth Vader & Captain Kirk Too Many people on earth think that-we are-a joke But just wait til Our star allies uncloak Chorus Space Force We’re gonna get a lot of tips from our super secret ET partnerships Space Force We’ll be cruisin around up in space of course and all the people will endorse Space Force (President Speaks) Space Force We’re gonna watch some satellites.. And pretend there's no aliens in sight Space Force We’re gonna fly so high, it will be hard to see us with the naked eye Space Force Gonna eat a lot of food as I sit in the nude till I’m too fat for my suit Space force Gonna drink a lot of beer while I'm flying up here, don’t worry I can still steer. Space force Gonna fly back in time into the far past to check out some ancient ass Space Force Gonna take up my chick into my spaceship and have a sexual relationship Space force Gonna streak through the halls and show off my balls just until the captain calls Space force Gonna Travel real fast, go through a black hole, while smoking a big fat bowl Space Force Gonna go masterbate in my room while we wait to go pick up some big freight Space Force Gonna run through the ship to the quarters of my chick and suck her big fat lips Space Force Gonna take a big shit and then watch it float around the ship cockpit Space Force When I run out of things that I can do in space wait that will never be the case Space Force Gonna have no remorse, go to a new far source and have alien intercourse Space Force Gonna chill in the nude until we randevu with a new sexy alien crew Space force! Gonna get high and trip Use my darth vader grip in the On my enterprise ship
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One Human Race - Mattatron Michaels Verse 1 (rap) We’re One human race, that’s who we are We can travel by a plane, a train, or a car But Doesn’t matter where we are. We are not far Because we are all one. Like a big bright star. We came from a time of thousands of years Where we fought one another and we lived in fear But now comes a time for us to make a change Cause we.. are-all.. the-same. CHORUS We’re all from the same place We’re One Human Race We.. all share the same space Let’s show each other grace No more judgement. No more hate Lets erase without a trace…. Cause We.. all share the same fate We’re One human Race One Human Race One Human Race Verse 2: People making cash at-the expense of others Instead of what we should be doing… Loving one another We’re all the cause. no-one person is to blame Because we are all one and we’re all the same. All of us here have been suffering so long It seems that all around the world, everything is wrong But I ask you right now to trust in the light Because Everything will be alright. (Echo: right right right) Chorus Guitar Solo Verse 3: The light has been darkened.. for way too many years For our Learning and growing, But now a new age is here In this new age.. we’ll love and care for each As the darkness goes away and we help one another Cause anything-that-is-not infinite light Is not our true soul. We-we’re just lost in the night. As We’re all waking up to let go and renew We’re-gonna help-each-other through.
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Mystery Girl (My Twin Flame) - Mattatron Michaels Mystery girl what are you doing to me I can't see you now but I swear we'll be I know your near to me Feel so dear to me Verse 1 Who you are.. I don't know you now And I can't quite fathom this and how.. We'll meet again . I-just don't know when I felt you so deep within my heart Within my soul, Is this our start PRE-CHORUS Is it true love Sent from above CHORUS Mystery girl what are you doin to me I can’t see you now but I swear we’ll be My twin flame Girl what's your name Mystery girl this feeling is so strong That I don't think we'll be apart for long I miss you.. Wanna kiss you .. Mystery girl. (Short musical break) VERSE 2 I felt your love so strong that night That I froze right up and I took flight Then I looked for you Couldn't see you (deep breath) A little voice that was in my head Said she's the one for you and you can bet PRE-CHORUS This is true love Sent from above CHORUS Mystery girl what are you doin to me I can't see you now but I swear we’ll be My twin flame Girl what's your name Mystery girl this feeling is so strong That I don't think we'll be apart for long I miss you.. Wanna kiss you .. Mystery girl. BREAK Short Solo VERSE 3 Many weeks later we went back to the land To the very same spot where we held hands We're together Your Beautiful as ever (deep breath) I never believed in love at first sight But you changed my world baby over night PRE-CHORUS This is true love Sent from above CHORUS Mystery girl what are you doin to me I can see you now and I know we’ll be My twin flame Girl-I love your name Mystery girl this feeling is so strong That I knew we wouldn't be apart for long I missed you Love to kiss you My twin flame

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This is a demo album containing a sampling of various comedy, parody, and spiritual songs. (More added soon)

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released September 25, 2020

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Mattatron Michaels - Creating comedy, parody, spiritual, and inspirational music which may offend people. If you are easily offended, listen to the first track. All purchases and donations will go toward professional recordings and funny music videos. Thank you for the love and support! ... more

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